Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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