ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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