i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Shame is for Republicans.
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