She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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