No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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