im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I love you.
Bad choice
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