just survived the first fart of the relationship.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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