i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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