I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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The cougar kind?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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