I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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