Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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