Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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