God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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