at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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