Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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