i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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