sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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