I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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