Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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