Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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