Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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