Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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