Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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