My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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