I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You're earring is so big in my mouth
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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