i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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