The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize