You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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