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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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