she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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