You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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