I'm laying in your front yard are you home
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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