You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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