After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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