Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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