do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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