Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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