I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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