Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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