You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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