She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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