I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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