Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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