I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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