Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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