Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
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All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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