I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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