Nicole vs. Life
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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