Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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