Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize